This gay guy walks into the bar and says,Bartender I am gay but I would like to stay and have a drink.

So he replied, Ok, you can stay if you go to the end of the bar and not mess with anyone.

So the guy accepted and walked away.

A little while after that a big John Wayne Character walks in as says, Bartender, Id Like a brewsky.

Well, the bartender gave it to him and the Character drank it in one sip.

He slamed down the mug and said,I fell like a stud bull! and the gay guy said,Mooo!