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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB — $850/offer

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AMANA WASHER $100.

OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.

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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE…

ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

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FREE PUPPIES…PART GERMAN SHEPHERD – PART DOG

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2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:

1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15

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TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1998 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800

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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED… ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

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83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK — $2000

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STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT — $15

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FREE PUPPIES:

1/2 COCKER SPANIEL –

1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBORS DOG

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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.

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SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE

89 cents

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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.

NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

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FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR WARRANTY.

LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.

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FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME.

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FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) – $50

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NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED. CALL CHUBBIE

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BILLS SEPTIC CLEANING WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS

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SHAKESPEARES PIZZA – FREE CHOPSTICKS

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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT… BEEN OUT AWHILE.. BETTER BE REWARD.

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HUMMELS – LARGEST SELECTION EVER IF ITS IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!

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GET A LITTLE JOHN: THE TRAVELING URINAL HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.

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HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB

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GEORGIA PEACHES- CALIFORNIA GROWN – 89 cents lb.

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NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED – USED ONCE – SLIGHTLY STAINED

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FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.

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AMERICAN FLAG – 60 STARS – POLE INCLUDED $100

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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 – $9 PER HOUR.

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NOTICE: TO THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE: PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED. PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE. ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY ARE DEAD.

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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS-$175.

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OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND ITS MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.

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LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.

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ALZHEIMERS CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

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GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.

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GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.

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BAR S SLICED BALOGNA REGULAR OR TASTY SAVE 30 CENTS ON 2

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OPEN HOUSE – BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON- FREE COFFEE & DONUTS

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KELLOGGS POT TARTS – $1.99 box

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FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN – $2.09 lb.

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