21. ELETELEPHONY

once there was an elephant

who tried to be a telephant;

no no, I mean an elephone

who tried to be a telephone.

(Dear me I am not certain quite

that even now ive got it right)

how er it was he got his trunk

entangled in the telephunk

the more he tried to get it free,

the louder buzzed the telephee.

(i fear id better quit this song

of elehop and telephong.)

22. Q: Whats grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow,

grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

23. Q: Why did the Elephant stand on the marshmellow?

A: So she wouldnt fall in the hot chocolate.

24. Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?

A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.

25. Q: Whats grey and white on the inside and red on the outside?

A: An inside out elephant.

26. Q: Whats grey and white on the inside and red and white on the outside?

A: Campbells Cream of Elephant soup.

27. Q: What is grey and not there.

A: No elephants.

28. Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?

A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.

29. Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?

A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue,

and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

30. Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?

A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue,

and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

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31. Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?

A: Theres no such thing as a yellow elephant, stupid!

32. Q: Why do elephants paint their balls red?

A: So they can hide in cherry trees.

33. Q: Whats the loudest noise in the jungle?

A: Giraffes eating cherries.

34. Q: How did Tarzan die?

A: Picking cherries.

35. Q: Whats the fastest thing in the jungle?

A: A monkey carrying a bunch of cherries.

36. Q: How do you get an elephant out of a tree?

A: Stand it on a leaf and wait till Autumn.

37. Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?

A: Because it was dead.

38. Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?

A: It was stapled to the first one.

39. Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?

A: It thought it was a game.

40. Q: And why did the tree fall down?

A: It thought it was an elephant.