More Jewish Mother Jokes

Q: Why did the Jewish Mother want to be buried near Bloomingdales?

A: So her daughter would visit twice a week.

Q: What kind of cigarettes do Jewish Mothers smoke?

A: Gefiltered.

Q: What is the most common disease transmitted by Jewish Mothers?

A: Guilt

Q: Why do Jewish Mothers make great parole officers?

A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.

Q: What is a genius?

A: An average student with a Jewish Mother.

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