A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

Dont be irreplaceable; if you cant be replaced, you cant be promoted.

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

If at first you dont succeed, dont try again: quit. No use being a complete fool about it.

If you cant get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.

It doesnt matter what you do; it only matters what you say youve done and what youre going to do.

The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.