[Editors note: this one is DIFFERENT!]

In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff,
the male staff has created a set of courses for females of
all marital status. The following courses will be offered:

General Education:
GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges
GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic)
GE103: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One
GE104: How to Parallel Park
GE105: Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity
GE106: Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps
GE107: Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera

Home Economics:
HE101a: Over-Laundering – Why Clothing Wears Out Prematurely
HE101b: Over-Vacuuming – Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely
HE101c: Over-Dusting – Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely
HE101d: Over-Washing – Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely
HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money You Dont Have (formerly How
to Cut Credit Cards in Half)
HE103: Overcoming The Imelda Syndrome (formerly called How
Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?)

Interpersonal Relationships:
IR101: How to Say No With Kindness and Appreciation
IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy
Watching Roller Derby
IR103: Submission – a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b)
IR104: Marriage – The Number One Cause of Divorce
IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly Keeping Your
Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Elses Life Too)
IR106: Understanding Mens Revulsion to Tampon Commercials
(formerly called We Know What That Little Plastic Applicator
is REALLY For!)

Sex Education:
SE101a: How to Say Yes
SE101b: How to Say No But Mean Yes
SE102: Sex – Its Not Just for Breakfast Anymore
SE103: Who Belongs on Top and Why
SE104: Lingerie – The Gift that Keeps On Giving
SE105: Sexual Alternatives for That Time of the Month
(formerly titled Any Old Port in a Storm)
SE106: Foreplay (not a required course, for extra credit only)