28
Nov
The neighbor dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee; her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.
Whats wrong Marge? she asked.
Marge told her that she had morning sickness.
Surprised, the neighbor said, I didnt even know you were pregnant!
Im not. the harried young woman replied. Im just damn sick of mornings.