Mr. Jakobs is teaching class…

…and is telling the class about a test theyre having tomorrow, I will take no excuses for missing this test and no makeups, the only way to get out of taking it is if you turn up dead.
Now Billy being the class clown he is raises his hand and says what if I were too exhausted from a long night of having sex?
Mr. Jakobs replies, not an excuse, you can use the other hand to write.

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