A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, Mom, I have something to tell you: Im gay.]

His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure shed heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, Youre gay — doesnt that mean you put other mens penises in your mouth?

The guy said nervously, Uh, yeah, Mom, thats right. His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, Dont you EVER complain about my cooking again!!!!!