an english man an irish man and a jewish man decide they want to become police men so the english man goes into the police station and says i want to be a copper, so the police man says ok as long as you can say who killed jesus and the english man says pontious pilate. the copper says right ur in. the irish man does the same. thenthe jewish man goes in and says i want to be a copper, so the police man says right who killed jesus and the jewish man says i dont know, so the police man says go away and find out and then come back. the jewish man then goes to see the english man n the irish man and says i must be good me they have put me on a murder case.