Murphys Christmas presents laws

  1. If it doesnt run off the mains, batteries are never included
  2. If it does run off the mains, a plug is never included
  3. Everything is designed to break by Dec 26
  4. If you can wear it, its the wrong size
  5. If it fits, the color is never right
  6. Santa Claus is an incorrigible practical joker

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