Murphys law at work

A California policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seatbelt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the statewide competition.

What are you going to do with the money? asked the policeman.

Well, I guess Im going to get a drivers license, he answered.

Oh, dont listen to him, yelled a woman in the passenger seat. Hes a smart aleck when hes drunk.

This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, I knew we wouldnt get far in a stolen car.

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, Are we over the border yet?

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