My husbands last wish!

Mary Clancy goes up to Father OGrady after his Sunday morning service, and shes in tears.

He says, So whats bothering you, dear?

She says, Oh, Father, Ive got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.

The priest says, Oh, Mary, thats terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?

She says, That he did, Father…

The priest says, What did he ask, Mary?

She says, He said, Please, Mary, put down that damn gun…

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