After a hot, hard days work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

The bartender replied Theres one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of your penis.

Joe thought it was a bit silly and asked the bartender what he named his. The bartender said I named mine Nike…like you know…just go for it!

So he thought about it for a few minutes then said I got one…Secret. The bartender said Why Secret? Joe said Well…its strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.