Naughty eighty-year-old woman

Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the recreation room of the mens retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and saucily announces, Anyone who can guess whats in my hand, can make wild passionate love to me tonight!

A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, An elephant?

Bessie thinks a minute and replies, Close enough!

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