A man who had just moved out to the country decides to start a farm. He goes to one nearby and asks to buy a chicken.

The farmer tells the man that they dont call them chickens there. We say pullets.

Then the man selects a donkey. The farmer says, We dont call them donkeys. Here we say, asses. And, by the way, if he ever stops on you, why just hit him a few times.

Then the man asks for one more animal. He asked for a rooster.

The farmer says, We also have a slang name for them. We call them cocks.

The man was walking home, down the road with his three new animals, when all of a sudden the donkey stops in the middle of the road.

A woman is also walking down the street and he asks her if she will do a favor for him.

She says, Sure, what do you need?

The man replies, Can you hold my cock and pullet… while I slap my ass?