New years resolutions for internet junkies

  1. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.

  2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife(husband).

  3. I resolve to work with neglected children – my own.

  4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

  5. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

  6. I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily … well, once a week … okay, monthly then … or maybe …

  7. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since Im not a clock watcher.

  8. When I hear Where do you want to go today? I will not reply MS Tech Support.

  9. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, LOL … LOL!

  10. I will read the manual … just as soon as I can find it.

  11. I will think of a password other than password.

  12. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning … 4:30 is much more practical.

  13. I resolve … I resolve to … I resolve to, uh … I resolve to, uh, get my, er … I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!

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