( For those of you who dont already know, Newfoundland is the easternmost
province of Canada. As Americans take pride in knocking Cleveland, we
Canadians get our kicks by poking fun at the people of Newfoundland
(probably for the same reasons). Anyway, heres my first Newfie joke. )

A Newfoundlander went to the doctors office to get his annual checkup.
Half way through the examination, the doctor handed him three containers
and asked him for samples of his urine, stool, and semen. A bit
bewildered, but nonetheless congenial, the Newfie got up off the table,
removed his briefs, and handed them to the doctor.