Nixon and Clinton Similarities!

Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton:

Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water Bed

Nixon: His biggest fear: the Cold War Clinton: His biggest fear: a Cold Sore

Nixon: Carpet bombing Clinton: Carpet burns

Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek Clinton: His Vice President is a geek

Nixon: Couldnt stop Kissinger Clinton: Couldnt stop kissing her

Nixon: Couldnt explain the 18-minute gap in the Watergate tape Clinton: Couldnt explain the 38-DD bra in his briefcase

Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick Clinton: No difference

Nixon: Ex-President Clinton: Sex-President

Nixon: Known for campaign slogan Nixons The One Clinton: Know for women pointing at him and say Hes the one

Nixon: Famous for his widows peak Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak

Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy Clinton: Well acquainted with G Spot

Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor Clinton: Talked of getting a piece while on her

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