Moishe mit Rochels car Vun day,


Chaim vas valking down da street ven who did he see


driving a brand new Chevrolet? It vas Moishe!!

Moishe pulled up to him vit a big vide smile.

So……Moishe, vere did you get dat big fancy car?


Chaim asked.


Rochel gave it to me


She gave it to you? Rochel gave you a car? I knew she

vaz sveet on you, but dis?


Vell, let me tell you vot happened. Ve vos driving out

on county road 6, in da middle of novere.


Rochel pulled off da road into da woods. She parked, got

out of da car, trew off all of her clothes and said


Moishe take vatever you vant.

…Sooooo, I took da car.

Moishe, your a smart man, dem clothes never voulda fit


ya.