One day a blonde was sitting on a plane next to one of those smart businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway. He says, It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa. She said no again, and tried to fall asleep. The man begged and said, Ill give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500? At that number, the blonde agreed. The businessman explains again, If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500. Okay, she replies. He asks, Who was the sixth president? She admits she doesnt know, gives him $5. Now its her turn, and she says, What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth? The businessman doesnt know — he uses his laptop, checks the internet, emails his friends. No one knows the answer. So he gives her $500.00. Then, as theyre landing he asks her, What was that thing anyway? She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane.
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Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- Bllllonnndddee
- Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?
- Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
- Blondes Making Kool-Aid
- How to handle the police
- Blonde on the Run
- M&Ms factory
- Like GST
- Buying drinks at a bar
- The angry preacher…
- Blonde and 747 Difference
- Haircut
- Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
- Three doors
- Short Blonde, Tarzan and Elephant jokes.