A female computer consultant was helping our Santa in setting up his computer and she asked him what word he would like to use as a password for login.
Wanting to embarrass the lady, Santa told her to enter PENIS.
Without blinking an eye or saying a word, cosultant entered the password as he had requested.
But then, she nearly exploded from refrained laughter as the computer displayed the message in response:
PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH