There was a Jewish woman, and she had three sons, who were in their twenties. They were all at the point of getting married, and the oldest son was the first to get engaged. He confronted his mother with the good news.


Mom- I just got engaged to the best woman in the world!


Thats great Joel, is she a nice Jewish girl?


Well, shes nice, but she isnt Jewish.


Oy. Okay son, tell me her name.


Her name is Yummigucci. Shes Japanese.


Well, son, as long as you are happy, I wish you the best.

So her first son got married. Then her second oldest son came along telling her he was engaged, also.


Mom! Im engaged!


Wow, Eddy, Im pleased for you! Is she a nice Jewish girl?


Well, not exactly, shes Greek Orthodox.


Whats her name?


Krocapocalipessisi.


Well, as long as she is good to you, I am happy for you.

So her second son got married. Then her youngest son came along telling her he was engaged.


Oh, Lenny! Thats great! Whats her name?


Goldberg.


she almost fainted in joy.


Oh, son! im so so so proud of you! i cant wait to meet her! Whats her first name?


Whoopi.