Nudist Colony Joke

An elderly man decides to join a nudist colony. He asks if he
can just wander around the grounds to decide if he really wants
to join. He strips and goes for a walk. After a while the man
becomes tired and sits on a bench to relax. Along comes a
beautiful woman and the sight of her causes the old man to
become excited. The woman, noticing the mans erection due to
her presence, goes over and satisfies him by performing oral
sex on him. The man is thrilled. He hurries back to the
office and tells them he wants to join immediately and pays
his dues.

The old man lights up a cigar and goes out for
another walk. While walking, he drops his cigar and bends
over to pick it up. A young man sees the old man bent over
and goes over and performs anal sex on the old man. The
elderly gentleman hurries back to the office to cancel his
membership. But why, asks the person at the desk, you just
said this was one of the greatest places you ever visited.
Yes, replies the old man, but at my age I only get excited
once every three months, but I drop my cigar five times a day.

[Ed: Appears in July 90 Playboy]

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