Nurse Nancy

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy.

Shes incredibly mixed up, said one doctor. She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!

The second doctor said, Thats nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!

Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall.

Oh my God!, said the first doctor, I just realised I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!

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