A man rings his local newspaper so he can place an obituary for his recently deceased wife.
He only has £1, and for that he can only afford three words.He asks the clerk if he can just put: Margaret is dead.The clerk explains to him that this probably isnt enough and taking pity on him, offers him six words for £1.So the bereaved man writes his new notice: Margaret is dead. Car for sale.

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