Ode to beer
You cant be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. – Frank Zappa.
Always do sober what you said youd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. – Ernest Hemingway.
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. – Winston Churchill.
He was a wise man who invented beer. – Plato.
Time is never wasted when youre wasted all the time. – Catherine Zondonella.
A woman drove me to drink and I didnt even have the decency to thank her. – W. C. Fields.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. – Lady Astor to Winston Churchill.
Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it. – Churchills reply.
Sir, youre drunk! – Lady Astor to Winston Churchill.
Yes madam, and youre ugly. But in the morning I will be sober. – Churchills reply.
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. – David Daye.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin.
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. – Jack Handy.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. – Humphrey Bogart.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. – David Moulton.
People who drink light beer dont like the taste of beer, they just like to pee a lot. – Capital Brewery, Middleton, Wisconsin.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. – Kaiser Wilhelm.
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. – Homer Simpson.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Unknown
I drink to make other people interesting. – George Jean Nathan.
They who drink beer will think beer. – Washington Irving.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. – Ernest Hemingway in For Whom the Bell Tolls.
Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. – Dean Martin.
All right, brain, I dont like you and you dont like me – so lets just do this and Ill get back to killing you with beer. – Homer Simpson.
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