Jack was a grumpy old man, who likes visiting pubs. He loved to tell people in the pub of all his belongings.

One night, old Jack went to a local pub. As the night get older, Jack gets drunker.

One of the locals there, offered him a lift to his house.

He invited the man into the house. Jack asks the man, Do you see that lamp?

Yes the man replied.

Well, thats mine. Do you see that carpet?

Yes.

Well thats mine.

Old Jack show the man everything and make him aware of all his belongings. They finally came to the bedroom.

Do you see that bed?

Yes.

Well, thats mine.

Do you see that women on the bed?

Yes.

Well, thats mine.

Do you see the man next to her?

Yes Jack, I see!

Well, thats me.