2 old ladies were outside smoking and one of the ladies put a condom on her cigarette before lighting it. The other lady looked and said What are you doing?
The first lady says Oh, I just put this here condom on this cigarette and it gives it more flavor not to mention it keeps it dry when it rains. Just go to any store and get them.
So the first lady goes to the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if they have condoms.
Well, of course we do….but do you mind if I ask how old you are?
75 the lady responds.
Well good for you! Nice to see you are stil active. What kind of condoms do you need?
The lady thinks for a moment and says
Oh, anything that will fit a Camel.