John came home from work one afternoon, and being horny as hell took his
beautiful girlfriend, Suzy, upstairs to the bedroom. He proceeded to
undress her, but before he took his pants off, he removed a packet of
condoms from his pocket. What are those? Suzy asked.Olympic condoms replied John.What makes them Olympic?Suzy asked. There are three colors, gold, silver and bronze, said John.Which color are you planning to wear tonight? asked Suzy.Gold of course! replied John.Well said Suzy Why dont you wear silver and come second for a change!

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