Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. Bet you cant guess how old I am, he says. Bet I can, she says. Bet you fifty dollars you cant tell me how old I am, he says. Youre on, she says.

Stand up. He stands up. She looks him up and she looks him down. Now turn around, she says. She looks him up and she looks him down. Now, turn back around . . . and drop your pants, she says.

He drops his pants and she looks him up . . . and she looks him down . . . youre 86, she says. Hes dumbounded. By golly, woman, youre right. I am 86. Howd you know? She rocks and smiles.

You told me yesterday!