On the Road

Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde woman and an enormously large woman with an unfriendly scowl are in a train car. The train passes through a tunnel, and in the darkness the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. As the train pulls out of the tunnel, the daylight reveals a big red slap mark on Clintons cheek.

The blond thinks: That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who must have slapped his face

The fat lady thinks: That dirty old Bill Clinton touched the blonde and she smacked him.

Bill Clinton thinks: George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me.

George Bush thinks: I hope theres another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again.

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