One day, a man rubbed a lamp.

Not surprisingly, a genie popped out of the lamp and said, You have three
wishes. I will grant whatever you wish for, but remember, your boss gets twice
as much as you wish for, so be careful what you wish for.

The man said, Thats easy! I want a million dollars.

A big pile of cash appeared in front of him. Now, your boss has two million.

The man said, Never mind! I am happy as long as I have my million. Now, I want
a Mercedes.

A red Mercedes appeared in front of him and the genie said, Now, your boss has
two of these.

The man was happier than ever. He thought about his last wish, and said, You
know, I have always wanted to donate a kidney!