This guy was talking to a friend of his, and his friend said he had a miserable nightmare last night.

The guy says well tell me what it was about.

Friend: I dreamt I went to bed with 3 women last night.

The guy: *surpised* Says that dont sound too bad.

Friend: Well the 3 women were Tonya Harding, Lorena Bobbit and Hillary Clinton.

The guy: Well still that cant be all that bad.

Friend: Well when I woke up, I found my self in the hospital with a busted kneecap, a smaller dick and then I found out I had no health coverage.