The Pope and God were conversing the other day, and the Pope said, Hey God, Ive got good news and Ive got bad news.

God replied, Well I have always liked good news before bad so …

The Pope responded, Well we finally have been able to unite all the known religions on Earth under one name.

God says, Well that is just great, I have been trying for six thousand years, and you did it in less than two thousand. Now what is the bad news?

We have to relocate the Vatican to Salt Lake City.