Only her hairdresser knows

<I think I originally saw this in Playboy>

Miss Jones, we cant employ you as a model, the editor from the mens
magazine explained. Its too obvious that your blonde hair isnt natural,
since the hair between your legs is black.

The model picked up a paperweight and slammed it down on the editors fingers.

What the hell did you do that for! he exploded. She smiled sweetly and
said, Look at your fingers. Theyre turning black, right? And theyve
only been banged once.

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