The subway car was packed beyond capacity. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, Sir, if you dont stop poking me with your thing, Im going to the cops!I dont know what youre talking about miss. Thats just my pay check in my pocket, replied the guy.Oh really! she spat. Then you must really have quite some job, because thats the fifth raise youve had in the last half-hour.