A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.
The local kid:
My mom was born in California!
Where was your mom born?
The other kid answers, Alaska.
The first one replies:
Gee, then dont worry about it… Ill asker myself!
22
May
21
May
Q: How many alt.music.pink-floyd readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 51. One to screw in the bulb, one to notice some small detail of the bulb-screwing and tie it into the Publius Enigma, 15 more to expand on his point, 12 to flame him, 10 to argue that youre not really screwing in a light bulb, that only Roger Waters can screw in a light bulb, 8 more to say that Dave Gilmour can screw in a light bulb better than Roger ever could, two to say that the best way to screw in a bulb is if Dave and Roger do it together, one to say that Syd Barrett is actually the best bulb-screwer, and of course one newbie to ask what Publius is, who will be subsequently referred to the FAQ, which he will then ask where to find.
21
May
A moose walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him, Why the long face, buddy?
The moose says, Youd have a long face too if you had sex only once a year!
21
May
Entra un tipo cayéndose de borracho a una cantina repleta de gente y de entrada dice: ¡Todos son unos hijos de puta!
Todos se quedan callados hasta que se levanta un negro de 2.10 m. de alto y le da una golpiza al borracho que lo deja tirado en el suelo. Al dÃa siguiente se repite la historia, entra el borracho a la cantina y grita ¡Todos son unos hijos de puta!
El negro se vuelve a levantar y lo pone peor que el dÃa anterior.
Al tercer dÃa entra a la cantina y grita ¡Todos son unos hijos de puta, menos el negro!
El negro dice ¡A mà nadie me discrimina!, y le vuelve a dar soberbia paliza al borrachÃn.
21
May
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Freddie!
Freddie who?
Freddie or not here I come!
21
May
Because he worked for a special branch.
21
May
If you were to sweep me off my feet…….you would have to be a broom.
21
May
Q: Why did the Blonde girl stand in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: So she could see what she looks like asleep.
21
May
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
Well, he said, Ive been seeing this girl for a while and shes really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonights the night.
Were having dinner with her parents, and then were going out. And Ive got a feeling Im gonna get lucky after that. Once shes had me, shell want me all the time, so youd better give me the 12 pack.
The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree.
He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating.
The girl leans over and says, You never told me that you were such a religious person.
He leans over to her and says, You never told me that your father was a pharmacist.
21
May