Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
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Oct
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Oct
Yo mamas glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
12
Oct
WOMEN SEEKING MEN Classifieds translations
40-ish means: 48
Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever will
Affectionate means: Possessive
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Oct
Bill y Hillary están manejando cerca del pueblo natal de Hillary. Se detienen en una gasolinera. El empleado sale y comienza a llenar el tanque. En esto mira al asiento del pasajero y dice, Oye, Hillary. ¿Te acuerdas de mÃ? SalÃamos juntos en Secundaria.
Hillary y el empleado platican por unos minutos, Bill paga y siguen su camino.
Más adelante, Bill le dice a Hillary, con tono burlón: ¿Tú salÃas con ese tipo? ¿Te imaginas lo que serÃa si te hubieras casado con él?
Hillary lo mira, se encoge de hombros y le dice, Bueno, supongo que tú estarÃas despachando en una gasolinera y el serÃa el Presidente…
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Oct
Your momma is so old . . .
She knew Burger King when he was a prince!
12
Oct
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Grammar!
Grammar who!
Grammar crackers. Pretty crummy!
12
Oct
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
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Oct
Youre so nasty the only person that screws you is your cat, and thats only because your privates smell like fish.
12
Oct
Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and somebody stuck a flag in her and claimed her in the name of Spain.
12
Oct
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with I.
ELLEN: I is–
TEACHER: No Ellen. Always say, I am.
ELLEN: All right . . . I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.