Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.
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Aldens Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy. (2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible.
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Deadline-Dans Demo Demonstration: The higher the higher-ups are whove come to see your demo, the lower your chances are of giving a successful one.
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Have you flogged your crew today?
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Berkeleys Laws: (1) The world is more complicated than most of our theories make it out to be. (2) Ignorance is no excuse. (3) Never decide to buy something while listening to the salesman. (4) Most problems have either many answers or no answer. Only a few problems have a single answer. (5) Most general statements are false, including this one. (6) An exception – test a rule; it never proves it. (7) The moment you have worked out an answer, start checking it; it probably isnt right. (8) If there is an opportunity to make a mistake, sooner or later the mistake will be made. (9) Check the answer you have worked out once more – before you tell anybody. – Edmund C. Berkeley
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If you put it off long enough, it might go away.
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Try to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are is no good.
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Putts Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand.