Two members of the Lothian and Borders traffic police were out on the
Berwickshire moors with a radar gun recently, happily engaged in
apprehending speeding motorists, when their equipment suddenly locked-up
completely with an unexpected reading of well over 300 mph. The mystery
was explained seconds later as a low flying Harrier hurtled over their heads.
The boys in blue, upset at the damage to their radar gun, put in a
complaint to the RAF, but were somewhat chastened when the RAF pointed out
that the damage might well have been more severe. The Harriers
target-seeker had locked on to the enemy radar and triggered an
automatic retaliatory air-to-surface missile attack. Luckily(?) the
Harrier was operating unarmed.
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Taking Amateur Night Too Far: In Betulia, Colombia, an annual festival
in November includes five days of amateur bullfighting. This year, no
bull was killed, but dozens of matadors were injured, including one gored
in the head and one Bobbittized. Said one participant, Its just one bull
against [a town of] a thousand morons.
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So they know when to stop having sex!
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One that never misses a period.
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Too many blondes were drowning.
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She slipped off and fell down the drain.
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…was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didnt have a crazy cat?
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– The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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What was the first thing the pope said when he met the Devil?
Oh, my god.
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The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all
assembled at the Vatican, he takes them into the meeting hall and states,
I have some really fantastic news and some very terrible news. Of
course, all the cardinals want to hear the good news first, so the Pope
tells them, Jesus Christ has returned to the world. The time of
judgement is at hand, and our faith in his existence is justified.
After the commotion dies down a bit, one of the cardinals speaks up,
asking what the terrible news is. The Pope replies, He was calling from
Salt Lake City.