21
Nov

What is 3+1? (Sanitized for your protection) [The following is from rec.humor]

21
Nov

Needs Ironing

A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same hotel in the same room where they spent their wedding night.

In honor of the occasion, she bought a $400.00 silk see-through negligee. After taking off her clothes in the bathroom, she realized that she had left the negligee in the suitcase.

Coming out of the bathroom to get it, her husband remarked, Geez, for $400.00, youd think they could have ironed the damn thing!

20
Nov

Por qu se casa la

¿Por qué se casa la gente?

Por falta de experiencia.

¿Por qué se divorcia?

Por falta de paciencia.

¿Por qué se vuelve a casar?

Por falta de memoria.

20
Nov

Why is cinderella bad at football?

Q Why is cinderella bad at football?



A Because she has a pumkin as a coach.

20
Nov

Cheese

Q: What do you call cheese that isnt yours?





A: Nacho Cheese

20
Nov

You might be a Republican if…

You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969.

20
Nov

Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After

Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut: The New York Times, November 22

Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find: The Los Angeles Times, November 2

Light meals are lower in fat, calories: Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30

Alcohol ads promote drinking: The Hartford Courant, November 18

Malls try to attract shoppers: The Baltimore Sun, October 22

Official: Only rain will cure drought: The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts

20
Nov

Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race?

It ended in a tie!

20
Nov

Dont Eat the Peanut Butter Sandwich

The 1st guy walks into a hotel and wants a room, but it is haunted the guy is sleeping when he hears,Dont eat the peanut butter sandwich. He runs away. the 2nd guy gets the same room and hears the same thing and runs away. the 3d guy eats the sandwich and hears, I told you once I told you twice I wiped my butt with the peanut butter slice!

20
Nov

It Aint Bingo

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A: A slot machine.