Panda in a Bar

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A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said Id like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please so the barman took his order and the panda went to sit down. Soon a waiter brought over his meal. The panda ate it up, thanked and tipped the waiter and paid the bill.

All this seemed pretty normal until the panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter.

The barman came over and said Wha.. wh.. You just shot my friend!!!

the panda calmly replied Do you know what I am?

Why yes, the barman answered. Your a panda.

Good, the panda nodded Now go home and look up panda in the dictionary. And with that, the panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, however he was very eager to be enlighted on the subject of his friends murder, so he went home to find his dictionary.

After a while, he found panda and quickly read the definition:

PANDA:1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.

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