Parking Rules For Last Minute Christmas Shoppers

1. When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the middle of the road,
dont signal, and orient your car diagonally to prevent others
from passing.

2. Always park on the lines, taking up as many spots as possible.
Diagonal parking is preferred.

3. In a crowded parking lot, if you find a spot and have the
opportunity to pull through to an adjacent one, drive up half
way and stop on the line, taking both.

4. As you pull into a spot, if you see that the space ahead of
you is empty and you see another driver signaling to take it,
pull through and take it from him.

5. Always park close enough to the adjacent car so that the other
driver must grease up with Vaseline to squeeze into his/her car.

6. When getting out of your car, hit the adjacent vehicle with your
door really hard.

7. When driving through the parking lot, ignore the painted lanes
and drive diagonally from one end to another at a high rate of

8. When stopped in front of a store and waiting for a friend/
relative to make a purchase, make sure that you are stopped in
the middle of the road. The same rules applies to picking-up
and discharging passengers.

9. When a vehicle from the opposite direction is signaling and
waiting for a parking space, position your car so that you are
in his way and let the car behind you take it.

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