There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who

started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful

clothing.

He had all this colorful make-up on, and his hair was spiked up with

red,green,& yellow with feathers.

The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, Hey, old man, what are you lookinat,eh? Didnt you do

anything strange when you were a teenager?

Well, yeah, the old man answered. Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I cant help but think that maybe youre my son.