03
Oct

Pasteurized

A milkman was making his deliveries and found a note attached to a customers door saying I need 45 gallons of milk. He knocked on the door and a beautiful dumb blond answered it.



Is this a mistake? the milkman asked.



No, she said, I was watching a talk show and it said that bathing in milk is a good aphrodisiac.



Really, replied the milkman. Do you want that pasteurized?



No, up to my breasts would be fine, she said.

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