Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day theres an accident.

Pat calls Mikes wife, Mary, and says: Sure, and I hate to be tellin ya this, but theres been an accident down at the Guinness.

Saints Preserve us, says she, is Mike alright?

Pat responds, Id like to tell ya that, but itd be a lie!

Ya dont mean that me Mikes been hurt? says Mary.

Sure, an its worse than that, says Pat, hes fallen inta the beer vat and drowned!

Oh, well says Mary, At least it was quick, ya know he couldnt swim a lick!

Oh, I wish I could be tellin ya that, says Pat, but its be a lie. He got out three times ta pee!