Perfect wedding night

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A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even
each other. The groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. Father, he said, I am deeply concerned about the success of my

His father replied, Dont you love this girl?

Oh yes, very much, he said, but you see, I have very smelly feet and Im afraid that my fiancée will be put off by them.

No problem, said dad, all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible and always wear socks, even to bed. Well, to him this seemed a workable

The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up with her mom. Mom, she said, When I wake up in the morning, my breath is truly awful.

Honey, her mother consoled, everyone has bad breath in the morning.

No, you dont understand. My morning breath is so bad, Im afraid that my fiancée will not want to sleep in the same room with me.

Her mother said simply, Try this. In the morning, get straight out of bed and head for the kitchen to make breakfast. While the family is busy eating, move on to the
bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is, not to say a word until youve brushed your teeth.

I shouldnt say good morning or anything? the daughter asked.

Not a word, her mother affirmed.

Well, its certainly worth a try, she thought.

The loving couple were finally married. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they managed
quite well. That is, until about six months later.

Shortly before dawn one morning, the husband wakes with a start to find that one of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically searches the
bed. This, of course, wakes his bride and without thinking, she asks, What on earth are you doing?

Oh, my, he replies, youve swallowed my sock!

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