Pickup Lines


1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

2. Youre so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

3. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

4. Lets go to my place and do the things Ill tell everyone we did anyway.

5. The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

6. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

7. My names [your name]. Thats so you know what to scream.

8. My names [your name], but you can call me lover.

9. Nice shoes. Wanna sleep together?

10. Your daddy must have been a baker, cause youve got a nice set of buns.

11. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

12. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

13. Screw me if Im wrong, but dont you want to kiss me?

14. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

15. [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

16. How about you sit on my lap and well see what pops up?

17. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

18. So… How am I doin?

19. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.

20. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

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