Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill just dates and dates.

Finally a friend asks him, Whats the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Cant you find anyone who suits you?

No, Bill replies. I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my Mother doesnt like them. So I keep on looking!

Listen, his friend suggests, Why dont you find a girl whos just like your dear old Mother?

Many weeks go by and again Bill and his friend get together. So Bill. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One thats just like your Mother?

Bill shrugs his shoulders, Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became fast friends.

So are you and this girl engaged, yet? Im afraid not, my Father cant stand her!